I got lyrics, but you ain’t got none


I’m gonna drop a bomb, like my name was Donkey Kong.

Don’t get me wrong, I got a small dong.

It’s not very long, in fact it looks wrong.

It’s kinda freaky, my girlfriend calls it “squeaky”.

She never touch it, but maybe once a weeky.

Now I’m makin’ lyrics up, by sayin’ wassup?

It’s what I do, it’s who I am.

I’m the gingerbread man.




Alright, that was just flat out stupid. I blame my new Twitter friend coryBasil. Last night, as I was playing around with my iPhone (my girlfriend is trying a “put it down when we’re together” strategy for the new year…I don’t think it’ll work) I decided to see what was going on in the world of Twitter. My previously mentioned buddy was quoting Warren G lyrics. Warren G, for all of my younger readers, was a unique kind of rap artist during the late 90′s. He used a more jazz fused style of sound…very laid back and mellow. I’ve had the song Regulate going through my head the entire morning. I hear he became a preacher but what do I know? Nothing.

I know so little in fact, that the game Imangi makes me feel inferior to all 3rd graders worldwide. I’m fairly good at crossword puzzles but this game is unique in that you move the letters around. I haven’t spent just a whole lot of time with it but I’m enjoying it so far. I’ll return for a more detailed review when I get a chance but for those looking for another great crossword/challenging/I really didn’t learn shit in school style of word game, pick this up. (Note: I could be really lazy and simply tell you that the first 3 reviews you read in the app store are spot on with their opinions. How’s that for a review? Telling you that other reviews are good reviews? Talk about lazy…) AppAttack :D

Another game I picked up yesterday (thanks to the forum members of TouchArcade…they’re so quick to find stuff. It amazes me) was The Creeps! I’m new to Tower Defense games so don’t think of me as a gaming wizard with amazing game recommendations. I’m enjoying these TD styles of games though…it’s fun when it really gets going. The reason why I enjoy The Creeps! is because the paths the monsters take are predetermined. With Fieldrunners, it was up to you to make the maze. That’s fun too but when there’s already a pathway made, you can focus more on what weapon to put where. For beginners or those with no creative brain cells, The Creeps! would be a good starting place. AppAttack :D

Unless no one comes to my van this evening for my kick ass New Year’s Eve party, this will be it until next year. I’ve enjoyed sharing my thoughts with you guys and I appreciate you taking the time out of your busy schedule of sex, drugs and rock and roll to read my blog. I also appreciate those that follow me on Twitter. I’m beginning to see what all that crap is about. Have a safe and happy new year’s tonight and I hope to hear from you soon. If you happen to be in the area, I’m behind the big, brown house off of 45th & Dixie Lane. Just look for a nude senior citizen walking around with a cheese ball…that’s grandma. She’ll let you in. 


Happy New Year!! :D

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