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Happy Holiday

Sitting here on the couch, beer in one hand, iPhone in the other (Muffins taking a shit on the carpet), I can’t believe the holidays have come and gone. It’s been a great year here, at iPhoneAppAttack Studios. I look forward to another great year and I hope to post more “reviews” soon. I say that…I’ll probably get ran over by a stampede of wild goats tomorrow, hell bent on seeking revenge against their shepherd for hitting them with that stick. I better knock on wood…there, I’m good. I hope you spend this evening reflecting on all the good things that have happened this past holiday season. Your dad getting a haircut. Your mom recovering from the syphilis she got from the mailman. Your sister finally becoming hot enough to date men twice her age. And your brother coming out of the closet (only to go back in once he heard your homophobic uncle Bert was coming for Christmas dinner). There’s a lot to be thankful for and I hope you had a great holiday. I wanna say thank you to “Mr. Anonymous” for sending me the fruitcake shaped like Muffins. It looked absolutely nothing like him and tasted awful. But it’s the thought that counts, so thank you. Take care and stay tuned…I have more personal stories of my housesitting days at Pee Wee’s Playhouse I’d like to share with you soon.

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