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Miss Universe 2009

Having your own website can be awesome at times. Because you can slowly start a cultural revolution by changing one person at a time? No. Because you can bring sunshine and rainbows to a sad person’s face? No. Stop asking questions and let me explain what I mean, dammit. Having your own website can allow other’s to hear your voice. Let me explain further…

perfect

perfect

You see, when you have your own website, other people find it most likely be searching for it. For example, let’s say I enjoy talking about parrots and how their feathers can either turn people into serial killers OR that their colorful feathers can make random people make love in the streets simply by looking at them. I then go home and start a website regarding said topic. Now let’s then pretend I’m some random guy who for some reason or other, started to think about parrot’s and their impact on our social behavior one afternoon while riding the bus home from work. As soon as I get home, I turn on my computer and begin searching for the idea I had on the bus.

sexy

sexy

By using search words like, “colorful feathers”, “parrots”, “love” and “people” I find the website I’m looking for- www.lovehateparrots.com. Now, if I was the owner of the website I could learn what terms people are using to find my website and either capitalize on the previous words or come up with different words to gain even more attention. What the hell does this have to do with anything, you ask? Well, simply put, there’s a woman named Gemma Massey (NSFW video link…but I’m a little late telling you that anyways so GO FOR IT!!) who is a British Playboy model who is all kinds of perfect. Gemma Massey is (I think) around 25 years old which is 6 years my senior. Do I even know what ” (xx) years my senior” means? No. I have no clue how to even use that method of measurement so if you’re doing the math, you’re wasting your time. The fact is, she appears to be a cute, perfectly sized woman with a beautiful face and a voice that I would actually enjoy listening to on the phone. Apparently, she’s engaged (from what Grandma tells me) but I still would like her to know that I’d totally be down for a date any time she’s in the area. Of course, she does do nude photo shoots so if you’re google’ing her at work, be careful. I think I’m about done singing praises to Gemma Massey…of course, I could go on all day but you’re probably bored reading about this. In fact, you could be reading the rest of this at home because dumbass over here forgot to slap a “NSFW” sticker on this post before it was too late and you got yelled at by your boss. If so, I apologize. But now that you’re home, check out hot photos of the beautiful and gorgeous Gemma Massey.

call me

call me

OK. Do you see what I’ve done here? I went on a rant talking about how hot Gemma Massey is. Now, if she’s one of those celebrities that likes to look up what the Internet is saying about her, BAM! she may in fact be reading this very sentence. Hopefully, she’ll eagerly look up my email address and the next time she’s in town she’ll be like, “Hey Mr. AppAttack! I just got a divorce from my ugly fiance and I really wanna go watch a little league soccer match. Gimme Gemma a call (get it? “gimme”…”Gemma”? LOL xoxox) and let’s have a beer and make out”. So wish me luck, my dear readers. And holla at me Gemma ;)

Oh…and before I forget. I discovered the beautiful, incredibly perfect Gemma Massey in the app Hot 100 Sexy Stars (iTunes). The link is for the free version which may or may not have the sexy and angelic Gemma Massey.

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