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Archive for December, 2008

Tweet Tweet

 

Hey! If you’re developing the next kick ass application (i.e a developer) please keep me posted via Twitter:

http://twitter.com/iphoneappattack

I’d love to keep in touch and hear the latest news regarding your application. I know I’ve said this before but, I think I’ve finally understood what Twitter is all about. If you’re new to Twitter, Tweetie and Twitterfon would be my two AppAttacks :D that I’d recommend. I also use Twinkle but only for local “tweets”. This also applies to readers of this site…I “tweet” when I post my blogs so feel free to follow me!

Ode to Cobb

 

The only thing I remember from high school is that the girls were hot…now they’re fat and ugly and I feel bad for lusting after them in the halls between classes. Another thing I learned came from a coach that taught my Economics class (“taught” is a real stretch here…how about, “read from an economics book out loud to a classroom full of kids that weren’t paying attention”). The one thing he said that has stuck with me ever since my school days was:

Don’t believe anything you hear, and only half of what you see“ 

I’m sure he didn’t come up with it. The guy was nice but not that smart. My guess is he heard someone yelling it at a homeless man on his way to work and decided to share it with us. Or maybe his wife told him one afternoon when he came home and she was half naked with the pool boy. I don’t know. But the reason I share this with you is so that you can apply it to my posts. I guess another expression would be to “take it with a grain of salt”. Which would be good advice for all those fat classmates of mine too.

Happy Holidays

 

The holiday season has arrived so quickly, it’s truly breathtaking how fast time flies. Sure, no one really enjoys cold weather, but the holidays are always something to look forward to and enjoy.

 

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Nobody Tells Me Anything

 

Today is December 20th and Christmas will be here in five days. I had no idea Christmas was on it’s way. Nobody tells me anything! You’d think someone would say, “Hey Michael, Christmas is this month”. But nope, nobody lets me know what’s going on. Now I have to go get presents and start looking for a Christmas tree…I wish somebody would’ve told me earlier. Before I go buy crap for my dear friends and family, I wanted to let you know that when you delete an app from your iPhone/Touch, a little screen pops up, asking you to rate what you’re deleting. I normally either try and be nice and give it 5 stars or just pass the whole thing by hitting ignore. Where do all these little stars go? In your iTunes account under Reviews!! Check’em out…I assume they then go to developers, so be nice when you review. We all need love…

Kick In The Teeth

 

We’ve all been there: you’re at a bar, throwing back shots of whiskey with your grandmother, celebrating the fact that she got a kick ass tattoo of a huge dragon stepping on the Grim Reaper’s head, giving him the finger on her back. 

 

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Mice Milk at it’s Best

 

During the craze of 1982, my ex-wife Susan and I decided to start our own company. Times were tough much like they are today, but it helped us stay on our feet.
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Sorry Readers

I’d like to apologize to you. First and foremost for sleeping with your sister. Sorry. She’s hot, I was a little drunk and we were alone. It happened and you need to let it go.
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Rolando

 

For intense, in your face action, you can’t afford to miss Rolando. Based on the thrilling fictional series by acclaimed author and former Navy Seal Jim Serrington, Rolando is kicking ass and taking names…in blood.
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How To Lose Friends & Influence People

 

I’m going to lose about 50% of my readers by saying this (sorry Steve, Gena, Corey, Phil, Mark, Leslie and Dave!) but I wanna recommend another song for you guys.
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Sim City

 

If you’re a TouchArcade forum member (or perhaps a forum reader) then you know an awful lot about the beloved game Urban Tycoon, voted by Touch members as “The Best iPhone Game of Forever”. Forever? That seems like a long time! LOL!

 

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