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A few days ago, Grandma was asked by her bridge party to create a monthly newsletter. Cheryl, the president of the bridge party, had asked that I keep an eye on what Grandma was writing about, and that I proofread her work. I gladly accepted the parental duties and secretly read what she had written in her notebook late at night, after she had gone to bed.


Perfect Strangers

MY GOSH!!!! It’s been busy as hell around here. I thought you lived in a van behind your grandmother’s house, how busy could you possibly be, you ask? Well, besides telling you about apps that I find worth your fancy, I also have a day job. Well…I say “job”. All I really do is putt around on a scooter shooting people who don’t pick up their dog’s shit with a slingshot, but still I consider work no less. It’s like your job is any better….asshole. Anyways, I have several apps that I’ve delved deeply into (when I have the time) recently and would like to tell you all about them so check back soon. (If you’ve come here each day since August, cussing my name for not telling you anything new, THANKS!! I appreciate you readers who check on me from time to time). Hell, Grandma hasn’t brought me any macaroni & cheese for TWO WEEKS now?! Come to think of it, last time I saw her I gave her a box of vodka to celebrate her receiving a trophy at her local bowling league. Maybe I should check on her? See ya soon!!

Love Life


I met Jennifer Love Hewitt on the set of Party of Five during the summer of ’96. My job at the time was to make sure the square blocks of cheese on the refreshments table didn’t melt together. Being in California, the weather can get pretty hot. She had just finished shooting a scene and was in desperate need of some Skittles and a glass of water.



Attention Developers!

If you have created an iPhone Application and would like me to review it, please send me an email. I’ll gladly buy your App and give it a review. The ONLY expense you’ll pay is my honest review :) . (Or, if you’d like for me to give you personal feedback via private emails, I will be glad to do so as well). I downloaded the SDK myself, in hopes of developing the App of my dreams and it all went down the crapper. I understand how hard programming can be so I’ll be nice.

News you can use

Yeah the title of this post is cheesy. But it rhymes and I like things that rhyme. I feel like Snow. Informer, yadose say aokac adcad ackka blamm ya lick a boom boom yeahhhh (I never knew what that fella was saying but I loved that cd). Anyways, there’s two things I want to tell you about. First: you can visit this site on your iPhone/iPod Touch and it looks nice and tidy. All wrapped up in a pretty bow. Give it a shot. I also have an RSS feed you can subscribe to if you use Newsstand (BOOM!! A quick review I didn’t plan to write about..AppAttack  :D !!). And the second news that I wanted to share with you is that I’m going to probably start reviewing the most latest apps that are out and not necessarily the older ones. I’ll still tell you about the older ones that I keep playing with, but none the less, the more recent releases are what you are more interested in I’d bet :) . Again, email me if there’s a dusty app on the shelf you’ve been looking at. I have’em all. Hope you guys had a wonderful weekend and I’ll share more soon. Take care.

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