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Hey Wassup?!

Hey Nathum, what’s going on?! How ya been?! I ran into your mom the other day at the grocery store. She said she was picking up some over the counter medicine for your penisifus infection (was she being cute or serious? What is penisifus?!). I hope that shit clears up soon man, sorry to hear about that. I said to myself, “DAMN Nathum’s mom is HOT!” and then I realized that’s your dad’s new girlfriend. So I must say, “DAMN Nathum’s stepmom is HOT!”. How many times do you “accidentally” walk in on her in the shower? Be honest, man, you can tell me. LOL! Speaking of hot, how’s your sister? Did she ever call it quits with Derek? I’m single BTW….let her know! Bro’s before Ho’s as they say. You ever run into Greg? I wonder how he’s doing? Rumor has it Greg is now Gina…isn’t that some crazy shit?!! Well, anyways, thanks for visiting my website. I appreciate the fact that you come here at least once a month. Call me some time and we’ll go grab some beers!! Peace out bro!!

Alright, to the best of my knowledge, more than one person checks out this site every now and then. The above paragraph is me being silly. Who would name their kid Nathum anyways?! To see how many people enjoy reading my little nuggets of chocolatey goodness I use Google Analytics. It’s pretty useful and at times, depressing. I told you not ONE person from North Dakota has been here, didn’t I? Google has an app that does the same thing called Google Analytics (iTunes) That isn’t the exact name of the app but I’m not going to type it all out for you. Just click on the link…it’s horribly long. If you have a website and use Google Analytics, the app works just as well. There’s also a free version to check out if you don’t have any money.

AppAttack :D

Ticker-Tape Parade


Those who have been with me from the beginning (September 17, 1985) know that I don’t really care for the stock market. But for those new to the site, let me bring you up to date: I only watch the stock market channel for the ladies. Some of the reporters are pretty damn hot. My father, whom I work with, loves to watch the market because he plays an active role in it. Some days are up, some days are down. For example, we all see this:




But because I have special abilities unlike anyone else, I only see this:



That is, until today. You see, Andrew Farley has released his iPhone game iTrade (iTunes link) early this morning in the Appstore. There’s other similar trading games available but iTrade seems to be the one that’s grabbed my interest the most. The user interface and overall production of the game is well made and easy to use. Most importantly, there’s a “Hot Stocks” menu to show you what stocks are moving.  And this my friends, is why I enjoy the game above the rest. Like I said, I don’t know crap about stock market investing so having a “finger” point the way is of great use to a guy like me. I also like the fact that the developer seems to have a “let’s have fun” approach to the market and not some “snobby guy in a business suit eating a bagel, talking on his cellphone while spilling Starbucks on the cab driver’s seat” attitude (I don’t know where that came from…I just go with it). For free you can’t go wrong at least trying it out. I personally have enjoyed actually watching the markets today because of it and I look forward to learning a little bit more about the economy.



AppAttack :D




Edited to add: Some have asked me how I took a picture of my television. I didn’t. I found the above picture here. I have no clue what kind of a website it is…but I will tell you, it’s stranger than this one ;) !! 



Chess With Friends


The game of chess was invented in 1942 by Oswald Weinheimer. An auto mechanic from Detroit, Michigan. Oswald, father of four, was in desperate need of money to feed his family. 



Much like me and my iPhone obsession, my Father also has an obsession. And that is the Stock Market. He checks it nonstop. Before telling my Mom “good morning” he’s already talking to Erin Burnett (who is hot in the “down to Earth” kinda way. I also like Rebecca Jarvis…she’d be fun to cuddle with. Then again Michelle Caruso-Cabrera has a nice rack…damn, Catch 22!!). (more…)

Attention Developers!

If you have created an iPhone Application and would like me to review it, please send me an email. I’ll gladly buy your App and give it a review. The ONLY expense you’ll pay is my honest review :) . (Or, if you’d like for me to give you personal feedback via private emails, I will be glad to do so as well). I downloaded the SDK myself, in hopes of developing the App of my dreams and it all went down the crapper. I understand how hard programming can be so I’ll be nice.

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