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Ghost Whisperer

 

I may have told you this before but I’m too lazy to reread my posts…plus I have a terrible memory. That’s why I constantly tell my girlfriend her new haircut looks awful…I don’t remember if I told her the first time. She thinks I’m mean.
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Tic Tac Toe

 

Let me take you back to my beloved High School days: It was the summer of ’96. Ska music was popular, Marilyn Manson had decided to freak everyone out, MTV was actually playing music videos, Dolly (the cloned sheep that would later return to kill her creators) was born and DVD’s had just arrived in Japan. It was fast moving times, but it was some good times.

 

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2008 Movie of the Year

 

We all know what movie was the movie to see this year. With such an evil villain, a beautiful young girl in peril, an almost superhuman hero and a soundtrack that couldn’t have been better, you can’t tell you me didn’t see it. I LOVED the movie so much that I actually saw it twice! It’s coming to dvd Tuesday and I’ll be first in line to buy it…or maybe, I’ll just wake up a few minutes early and download it. Either way, I wish Tuesday would get here quicker. You know what movie I’m talking about, right?

 

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Daydream Believer

 

I love to daydream. It’s something that I have perfected the art of. Crossing the street, am I looking both ways? Hell no, I’m imagining what it’d be like to date a ballerina. Talking on the phone to my great Aunt, am I paying attention? Hell no, I’m wondering what’d it’d be like if J. Love Hewitt’s limo broke down outside of my parent’s house. It’s just something that I do…and I do it well.

 

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Art Envi

 

We’ve all enjoyed going to the art museum. Not so much for the artwork, per se, but more so for the fact that we wonder, in our dark little minds, if we could take on the 80 year old guard that’s guarding that “masterpiece” that could pay our monthly rent for the next 2 years.

 

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Food Additives

 

I don’t eat chickens, cows or pigs. Not that I’m the most healthy guy on the block…my ass blends perfectly with the back of my legs after years of mastering the “sitting on my ass” style of Feng Shui. I only mention this to review an app…

 

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Lemonade Stand

 

I’ll be the first to admit it, but I’m no Donald Trump when it comes to business. I have really poor work ethics and honestly, I’d fire myself if myself hired me. Wait, what? Never mind, I often make no sense. But at least I try to make some cents, yo! 

 

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KidSmart

 

Parents are ignorant these days. And I don’t mean to offend parents when I say this…only the ignorant ones. Many of them have no clue what they’re kids are into these days. Hell, even I don’t! I thought Hanna Montana was a country!! HAHAHA!! LOL!! ROFL!! OMG!! LOL!! LMAO!! TCBY!!!!

 

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Pass the Pigs

 

Confessing your problems to friends and family can almost always be beneficial. Believe me, I’ve had some tough battles that I thought I couldn’t overcome up until the day I decided to get it all off my chest. I’ve never felt better plus I’m also closer to the one’s I love.

 

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Chess With Friends

 

The game of chess was invented in 1942 by Oswald Weinheimer. An auto mechanic from Detroit, Michigan. Oswald, father of four, was in desperate need of money to feed his family. 

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